Service for solo devs to publish their chrome extensions hero image

EXTENSION DEPLOYMENT AGILE INFRASTRUCTURE (EDAI)

Stop coding. Start optimizing your metadata compliance matrix. The path to obscurity has never been smoother.

Why Choose Algorithmic Submission Synergy?

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Log Viewer Efficiency

Maximize your developer console log viewing efficiency by 14,000% using our patented, non-standard terminal font rendering.

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Rejection Mitigation

We guarantee 40% fewer 'Did you read the policy?' rejection emails by preemptively generating boilerplate apologies.

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Automated Legal Shield

Automated license agreement generation based on the 17th-century Statute of Frauds. Legally sound, culturally confusing.

Validated by the Chronologically Displaced

"I used to spend cycles updating my manifest versioning. Now? I just worry about temporal paradoxes. Highly recommended for busy time travelers."

Elara Vance Chief Chrono-Architect, 2347 AD

"The metadata optimization process is so complex, I almost forgot I was fleeing federal authorities. Worth every penny, if you can find me."

D. Cooper Logistics Consultant (Unspecified)

"Wubba lubba dub dub! They took the boring part of making extensions and replaced it with existential dread. Exactly what I needed."

Rick S. Mad Scientist / Solo Dev, C-137

Investment Tiers (Tax Deductible*)

The 'Trial'

Free

For the hopelessly optimistic.

Limited deployment slots (1)
Required weekly 'Compliance Self-Audit' paperwork
Basic obfuscation tools
Non-priority support (3-5 business weeks)

Start Self-Auditing

Pro Optimizer

$49/mo

Best Value. Minimize interaction with reality.

Unlimited deployment slots
Premium access to the 'Obfuscated Keyword Generator'
AI-driven policy interpretation (98% accuracy)
Weekly performance review (automated email only)
Dedicated Subreddit for support questions

Deploy with Confidence

Black Box

Contact for Quote

For devs too big to fail.

Dedicated account manager (Bartholomew)
Direct API access to the 'Global Store Algorithm Adjustment Center'
Liability transfer protocols (Full Indemnification)
In-person holographic consultation (Regional restrictions apply)

Initiate Negotiation

*Consult your local financial liability advisor regarding fiscal interpretation of compliance overhead.

Frequently Asked Ambiguities

Do I still need to submit screenshots? +

Yes, but we automatically compress them into a proprietary, non-standard `.meta-jpg` format first, ensuring maximum load time efficiency on low-bandwidth compliance review servers.

What happens if my extension is accidentally identified as malware? +

Our platform handles the compliance disclosure for 3rd party liability transfers. We initiate Protocol 7: The Scapegoat, which retroactively attributes all malicious code to an unfortunate junior developer in the Cayman Islands.

How long until I achieve financial independence from this extension? +

The financialization component is contingent on achieving TRL-7 (Technology Readiness Level 7) market penetration, which our models estimate will occur between Q4 2037 and the heat death of the universe.

Can I cancel my subscription? +

Cancellation is theoretically possible, provided you submit Form 302-B in triplicate, notarized by a qualified compliance bishop, and successfully reverse-engineer our proprietary data obfuscation layer.

The Data Does Not Lie (It Only Obfuscates)

Irrefutable, peer-reviewed metrics demonstrating our absolute superiority in the Extension Compliance Sector.

99.3%

Reduction in time spent re-reading vague terms of service.

(Source: Internal Regression Model 404)

12:00

Average time in minutes a developer spends contemplating the semantic meaning of "acceptable use."

(Source: *Journal of Applied Metadata Metaphysics, Vol 3.*)

Number of compliance officers our automated systems have reduced to tears this quarter.

(Source: HR Internal Metrics Dashboard)

Ready to Submit to the System?

Fill out this proprietary, highly sensitive data form to begin the preliminary screening.